Boss Babe

A woman who gives you a transparent window into her “messy” life through perfect social media posts. She cannot believe she ever survived before using her MLM products and wants you to finally live and be free with her. She drives a “free” car given to her for hawking her nutrition products to you. In reality the car isn’t free, she just gets the lease payment given to her if she keeps her sales up. Anyone can join her as a boss babe as long as they are blonde and use fake tanning cream. The most important thing is to write inspiring captions and make it seem authentic, but turn into product advertisement in the end of every post.

I love Karen! She’s such a boss babe with her pumpkin spice laté, knee high boots, and floppy hat.

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