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adjective: peached
(of a task requiring little skill) carried out badly, carelessly or just plain sloppy. Particularly in the realm of off road motor sports. The past tense of this adjective is especially solidified when the participant cries about it not being their fault, when it definitely was.
"Did you see how he cased it after that baby launch ramp? You really peached that up!â
A word that can replace any other word, regardless of the part of speech (ie as in the word "Smurf").
I dunched that bitch ass ho in her dunch.
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The extracted fecal matter when 'milked' from a penis that has engaged in either anal penetrative sex or when consummating the creation of an Alabama Hot Pocket. It is actually the cumulative mixture of semen, fecal matter and whatever other gelatinous material that is in the cavity as it is congealed and infiltrates the urethra of the male member's penis during said activities. It will sometimes flow out into a pile of coiled poop linguine, hence noodle as to be inclusive of all noodle types of all cultures and types of persons.
That faggot just pulled his dick out and squeezed out a perfectly formed poop noodle on Matt Lieber's ass neck.
Typically, a man's mustache grown to the point that it is panty dropper to say the least. It is as thick as it is long, and as full and lustrous as one could possibly dream of. It is a walking advertisement for mustache rides. Which only make it grow even more thicker.
Those hipsters are really trying to grow mustaches, but Thomas Magnum has a true moistache. You can tell by the way that it is. Sploosh!
The act of urinating into a sleeping persons face to the point that they wake up. If the urinator is asked âWhat are you doing?â The proper response would be âPissinâ. Also known as a Hellion Hello.
That lazy bastard Dean wouldnât wake up for work so I gave him an Ambrose Alarm Clock. That got him up.
The guy who everybody knows, and ax's for by name when someone's wife needs busting out. He is also known as is Cuckoldus Bustemoutis. The cucks who need this service are usually uptight and hypertensive, and a large percentage have small heads and weiners, and shriveled balls.
Ole Cuck Buster was at it again, Staci called it with Amanda. She got tooled out like nobody's business and of course her husband paid the bill for lunch. Next thing you know, the kids will be calling him uncle Charlie.
Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.
That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !
Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !