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Dunch

noun.

Dunch refers to a meal enjoyed subsequent to lunch but prior to dinner.

Dunch should be distinguished from linner, another meal occurring in the post-lunch, pre-dinner interval, in that dunch occurs after linner, closer to dinner time.

Thus, the socially accepted norm with regard to afternoon eating agendas comprises the following progression of meals:

Lunch --> Linner --> Dunch --> Dinner

His large stature requires that he eat lunch, dunch, and dinner!

by Willow October 12, 2007

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Dunch

An abnormally time-consuming, large, pasty and often painful bowel movement. As a general rule, taking a dunch requires most of one's lunch break to pass loaf or loaves and finish the paperwork.

Q: "...Hey Bob, I'm going to that sushi joint with the girls from accounting. You wanna come?"

A: "...I'd love to but I have to take a horrendous dunch." I'll see you at the 3:00 meeting."

by JEUNT November 12, 2009

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Dunch

Dick punch. A punch in the dick.

Steve is so annoying, I'm going to dunch him when I see him later.

Dude, shut up or I'm going to dunch you into tomorrow.

I'm a dick? Yeah, you're a dick and I'm going to punch you in the face because you're a dick. Oh you're gonna dunch me? Yeah bro, I'm gonna dunch you in your full body dick and then I'm going to go fuck your girl.

by Burt Rynolds December 18, 2020

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Dunch

Simultaneously making dinner and lunch at the same time.

"I'm going to dunch tonight's Hoki tacos into a Tuna salad bowl for lunch tomorrow."

by SL2023 May 10, 2023

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Dunch

not quite dinner but definitely past lunch.

"Omg, I haven't had lunch and it's 3 o'clock, I'm fecking starving. I can't wait till dinner.... Fuck it let's get some dunch."

by Scrout July 4, 2014

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Dunch

1) The worst possible thing you could be in human existence; a word that surpasses that of douche bag

2) Performing an act that puts your worst intrests in front of your good friends

1) "No Brian, that joke isn't funny, ya dunch!"

2) We dunched James when we left him in bed to go take the final.

by Yanners September 10, 2006

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Dunch

a meal in between dinner and Lunch. Dunch

Hey katie, want to meet up for some Dunch?

by suprblondie384 September 23, 2007

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