celebrity spotting

A fun game to play in which friends compete to point out which people in a crowd look the most like a famous or not-so-famous celebrity. Any celebrity spotting must be verified by a simple majority of the group to count. Male celebrities are worth 1 point, female celebrities are worth 2 points because they're far more difficult. Two of the rarest celebrity lookalikes to spot include Screech and Charles Bronson.

KL: Hey kid, that guy over there looks just like Jake Busey, who you might remember as Muldoon in the Stoned Age.

KW: Sweet celebrity spotting, bro-seph!! That's almost as good as my Charles Bronson spotting last week.

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cement sausage

An extremely hard erection, capable of being used as a catapult for cashews, Dane Cook style. May also be used to perform cock push-ups or as the third leg in a tripod stance.

While watching Jessica Alba in a bathing suit in Into the Blue, I used my cement sausage to catapult cashews through the air into my food hole.

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