Peter Parker

The alter-ego to the Spider-Man sex act. This version must be performed while in the workplace. It involves busting a nut into your hand and then flinging it into the face of a co-worker. For style points, you can use an expression that might be heard at 'The Daily Bugle' like "This just in!"

Jen punked me out in that inter-office memo

What did you do about it?

I had no choice but to do a quick rub and tug under my desk and Peter Parker that bitch as she walked past my office.

I was bored, so I Peter Parkered Anna in the break room!

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