vaccine informed

The lame term created by the antivaxxer crowd because they can’t accept the fact that they’re wrong.

“I’m not an Antivaxxer, I’m Vaccine Informed”
“No, Karen. You’re an idiot.”

“I’m Vaccine Informed, and know it’s bad to get vaccines. I read the insert!”
“Ok, Karen, you don’t trust pharmaceutical companies, but will believe their material.”

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stripping

v. stripped, strip·ping, strips
v. tr.
1. A trick used by whores to bribe others into giving you money even when they don't have any.
2. Also what is used to descibe the appearance of the skin on your member after you have sexual relations with a stripper without using 2 condoms and 3 tablespoons of comet.

quotes from strippers do not exist because
1. anything someone who is stripping say gets tuned out by everyone who has at least 1/8th of a brain.
2. everyone is too buisy staring at their tits
3. stripers are paid to keep their mouths shut and their cloths off.

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pure alpha

Something that a bro would say instead of saying "it's awesome" or even "it's the shit"

Bro, my workout today, I was running pure alpha, bro.

Magatard

Noun: Someone who supports Donald Trump, without any logical reason. (This does not include others that have reasons to back their statement)

“Trump is going to make America great again”

How?

“HE’S GONNA MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN”

Right, Magatard, got it.

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