Black and Blue Syndrome

whenever there is something someone doesn't want you to do, you do it anyway

whenever you get bored you antagonize people

whenever people get mad at you for something bad you did, you victimize yourself and try to give fake reasons to justify your actions

All of these are part of Black and Blue syndrome

Chris: bro i think he has Black and Blue syndrome again, hes going crazy !
Matthew: yeah and afterwards he'll try and make excuses too!