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The opposite of a simp. what did you expect idiot?
egirl: help i am hanging off a cliff
sugma: AIN'T NO SIMP
The side of Manchester with no morals because they have a shit ton of money which they use to commit lots of FFP charges and buy their way to trophies. The Premier League doesn't do shit about it because man city bribe them to do nothing about it
guy: Manchester City won the ucl
other guy: OH FUCK IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD
A series of a number of colored stickmen (athletes) trying to win a prize. Every event the athlete with the fewest points is eliminated. This goes on until there is only one athlete left.
Host: Navy is eliminated from Algicosathlon with 52 Points!
Navy: Screw you.
The day of the Tianamen square massacre
Chinese citizen: April 5th 1989
Chinese government: -1 BILLION SOCIAL CREDIT IT DIDN'T HAPPEN IT DIDN'T HAPPEN IT DIDN'T HAPPE-
How much you know about football
woman: My favorite club is ronaldo.
somebody spittin fax: women have no ball knowledge.