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The well-concealed cockiness of someone like a public prosecutor when grand jury indictments come back for a former president.
"Did you see Alvin Bragging on the TV when that orange clown came in and got fingerprinted? Man he looked whipped when he croaked out 'not guilty' ... his collar was all stained and shit, his wife was no where to be seen. He was ass-kicked for sure"
"Don't go all smug on me thinking you caught me cheating with a porn-star -- there's no Alvin Bragging going on here today."
The reason for the misinformation spouted by crazy Q-anon conspiracy theorists.
Rochelle was right -- if Kari still thinks ivermectin is a treatment that just shows she has been drinking the Kook Aid pretty hard.
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Catch-all term for any life threatening edible projectile be it a pineapple or a tomatoe (sic) - tip of the hat to Dan Quayle.
Used by candidates that are in reality hopeless snowflakes in an attempt to shield their lack of actual masculinity.
"We were worried about all sorts of fruitjectiles like pineapples and fatal tomatoes" said Donnie. "We were on Fruit-con level 5 after our intelligence reported several suspect bushels of produce near the exits. We had to -- and no -- it's dangerous -- but we had the security their and Keith does not tolerate that sort of stuff. He's great - so good - busting up tennis matches like no one has ever seen before"
When a comedian disses your wife at the awards show and you assault them with a Rock Knock on live TV.
"Chris earned a Smith Slap when he made fun of Jada. Man imma watch the Oscars every year now!"
Whatâs thrown away from the leftover skin after a circumcision.
The briscards were piling up in the trash after a full day of circumcisions.
An accurate age assessment of a drug user. Much like dog years, the aging process is accelerated in the blue pill smoking crowd following an approximate 3-1 ratio.
Mike's been chasing the dragon for so long now -- he's 31 but he's really like 90 in fentanyl years.
Colloquial term for a court-mandated tracking device commonly known as an ankle monitor.
"Can't believe Nick got out so quickly. Is it because Pandy paid for a great lawyer -- or maybe the judge acquiesed since Nick agreed to the gang bangle. Aunt Kathy said he's still running with his crew, heading to pow-wows, doing peyote. Thank god he can't leave the county though!"
"That gang bangle looks great with those camo Crocs, Nick -- very Florida-Man Stylin', my dude!"
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