Did I ask?

The best comeback when somebody says something useless.

Kevin: Oh man, hey, Angela, did you know that cookies are made from dough? I never knew tha-
Angela: Did I ask?

Kat: That stupid girl can not shut her mouth for once, all she does is-
Myla: I heard she's secretly a vampire from Twilight!
Kat: DID I ASK THOUGH?

No, REALLY?

A sarcastic way to say, "it's extremely obvious" to someone.

Bob: Wait, wait, GUYS, TH- THERE'S A TREE! IN A FOREST!
Glory: NO, REALLY? A TREE? IN A FOREST? Amazing.

Penelope: Humans are MAMMALS, not REPTILES!!!
Sahanna: No, REALLY? I THOUGHT THEY WERE ROCKS THAT MOVE!

Yesn't

A word when you don't know what to say, so you combine "Yes" and "No" together.

Alex: So, did you give your crush the present?
Penelope: Eh... Well- uh, yesn't.
Alex: Wh-

Bobby B. Blop: I DID IT!
Melody: Watcha do? Wait, did you find a girlfriend?
Bobby B. Blop: Yesn't.
Bobby B. Blop: I found her on this dating app.