Elijah

Elijah is a guy who is so sweet to start with. He showers you with beautiful songs and steamy sessions in the car. You become addicted. Then the moment he finds something better, he will rip your heart into shreds. Then he will cut off all contact and leave you broken.

I loved Elijah so much and we were going so well, but then he ditched me for some other girl without warning. Now they're getting married and I'm just like... what? ?

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Shane

Shane's are typically seemingly sweet men who will trick you into falling for them, but they eventually break your heart and ruins your life. Shane's also have smallish members and are notorious shower-dodgers

smelly hairy liar Shane

11👍 29👎