Doggyman

A guy whom you would only willing to do “doggy style”. He has a nice body and is well-endowed, but not a good looking face, so you would want to be facing away from him during sex.

Wow, that guy is a real “doggyman “! Hot bod, but his face is fugly! I’d do him, but only doggy style.

Pay bitch

A person whose existence is for the purpose of paying for other people. Typically refers to a woman and/or the head of a large household, but this applies to anyone who gets suckered into paying for others.

My girlfriend makes more money than me so I always dupe her into paying for everything. She is my pay bitch.

Poings

In a competition ‘for points’, “poings” refers to a very, very small amount of points given for very irrelevant reasons. The purpose is to award people who are not faring well in the competition and giving them just a little something to prevent emotional breakdown. Essentially “pity points”.

“Wow, this person is losing miserably and looks like they are about to cry. Let’s give them two “poings” for insert any completely irrelevant reason to make them feel a little better.”