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1: an 8-ways sergal kiss
2: the sergal concil having a meeting
I was in the hotel last weekend and I saw a cheese wheel on the lobby
when a male, typically gay, sometimes bisexual, often a furry, has a massive dick
however, he secretly wished to be the bottom, but due to his features, he is relegated to top by default
I've deleted grindr, every guy I hooked up with wanted me to top because of the size of my cock, I think I might be suffering from the gay horse syndrome
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doctor's handwriting for Bacon Lettuce Tomato + Cheese
( B L T + C H )
my doctor told me to go into a diet, and the list said I can eat one bitch per week
a person that either have 2 or more dates or is single, and it's impossible to tell unless they met
did you heard that mike was doing out with 2 girls on the same dorm? he's such a Schrodinger's cheater
Sergal 1: hey, do you wanna make a Cheese Wheel?
Sergal 2: why don't we do a Fondue Fountain instead?
a sex position where the penis is tucked between the partner's breasts, where orgasm is achieve either by thrusting upwards or rubbing the beasts alongside the shaft
you can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits