Kathryn

The TRUE definition if a Kathryn is a dark hair woman with large brown eyes whose early learning disabilities in a small Alberta town circa 1988- created a loveable but ridiculous wormhole of a disaster of a neurotic confusion mess that latches to any available host victim. She is very kind and loving hearted and loves her friends but hides an vicious side that only few people have a chance to see... if she seems perfect it's because she is an actual velociraptor creature mimicking it's preys desires in order to feed. Virtually all men love and have hit on Kathryn as they are inherently attracted to the pain that it delivers. Only two have survived as her actual mate, others receiving blows in happen stance. She is very protective of her peoples safety and will protect them with her gangsta light of love at all costs. Her whereabouts are elusive and hard to trace, sightings have become rare.

One: I saw Kathryn the other day.
Two: really? Where?!!!!
One: .....just for one second....shhhh
Two: ......wow......