tap

a girl who has a tight ass pussy

i wanna fuck that tap

9👍 25👎

Forehead Wars

A competition between two individuals whereby their foreheads are pressed together and the two must try to push each other until one submits to the effects. Nothing but the foreheads are allowed to be used against the opponents. A humorous game, usually involving headaches or bruising to the forehead. Not recommended for those who value their brain cells. Normally performed when under the influence of some kind of substance.

What time is it? Forehead Wars time!!

11👍 6👎

dead kennedys

best fucking band ever!!!!! jello biafra is awesome

Nazi Punks Fuck Off

81👍 21👎

schmedly

really really cheap vodka bought when 13 years from the happy shopper for 2.99 in whitstable, kent.

schmedleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee(its fun to say when sloshed)

2👍 6👎

softball

Softball (see zzzzzzzzzz) < Lacrosse (see best damn sport ever). Why the hell would anyone play softball, with a game like lax in the world, softball sux get used to it.

Softball sucks ass, hard.

55👍 500👎

costa rica

Country where my mom came from, Peaceful unlike bush who drops bombs like he takes shits. No army, but beautiful rainforests

Don't you wish you lived in Costa rica?

469👍 290👎

Hilary Duff

Sucky, talentless bitchass wannabe tart. Yes, tart. Can't sing for crap. Would not stand a chance on American Idol were it not for her starring in Lizzie McGuire and the Lizzie McGuire movie. It would be funny to see Simon tear her apart. Only popular because she is -quote- hot -unquote-. ::vomit::

Hilary Lover; OMG Hilary is soo pretty and cute and nice and talented and smart and good at acting and sweet and funny and cool!

::vomits violently, dies from the sheer horror of Hilary's voice::

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