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noun: the practice of yoga by dogs.
origin: elision of the words "dog" and "yoga".
The trend reportedly started in New York, where humans and their canines attend classes to meditate and stretch together on mats. Dogs who practice yoga are called a "dogis."
doga instructor: Rex, you need more uplift in your upavishta konasana.
Rex: woof
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noun: the unfortunate physical aftermath of a night at McDonald's eating chicken McNuggets or any other greasy/oily/cheesy fast food.
"Whew," said the strange man pointing to the men's restroom, "do not go in there, dude-- mcsplosion."
Mcsplosions are a leading cause of US emergency room admissions and have even contributed to the further destabilization of the San Anreas fault.
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noun: A pedestrian route chosen for its warmth, rather than because it makes the pedestrian's trip shorter.
Warmcuts can be taken in an urban area, usually through a department store or office building that spans an entire city block, for the specific purpose of avoiding the cold weather outside.
On the way to my annual winter lunch with Pierpont, I took a warmcut through the County Services building.
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noun: canine protective eyewear
origin: elision of the words "dog" and "goggles"
Fido's colorful bandana and jaunty doggles assured us of his continued status as gayest dog on the beach.
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An emergency state of vigilance and preparedness following closely on the heels of a governmental pronouncement of impending national doom, with such pronouncements often coinciding with upcoming elections and/or with recently published polling data reflecting ever-diminishing popularity ratings of the Nine-Eleventy "decider".
"Some critics claim that when the government's in trouble they get all Nine-Eleventy up in this bitch." Jon Stewart (The Daily Show)
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adjective--a state of cocksure audacity, brilliantly brash and of breathtakingly behemothic gonadal proportion.
Origin-- This word was coined following Stephen Colbert's perfomance at the 2006 White House Correspondents' Dinner, April 29, 2006, where Mr. Colbert, using brilliant wit and biting satire, had the courage to prove that Emperor George Bush had no clothes and that the entire Washington press corp was asleep at the switch.
Mr. Colbert's demonstration of testicular fortitude-- his brazen display of juevos grandes-- has certainly earned him the right to his own English language adjective. COLBERTIAN
His perfomance last night was not just stunning, one could only call it colbertian!
With colbertian vigor, we lifted the yoke of oppression and retook the great land that once was ours.
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FUSSDIRAG
noun: an acronym which stands for "Former United States Supported Dictator Internationally Reviled for Acts of Genocide."
The term FUSSDIRAG was coined by Stephen Colbert on "The Colbert Report," January 8th, 2007.
FUSSDIRAGs include Saddam Hussein, Slobodan Milosevic, Augusto Pinochet, Idi Amin, Efrain Rios Montt, Charles Taylor, and Haji Mohammad Suharto among many others.
"Now that Saddam has been executed, we're running low on FUSSDIRAGs"
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