Nephi

A random joke that comes out of nowhere that usually causes hilarity to ensue

after that guy pulled a Nephi, that crowd was in a riot for at least 10 minutes.

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Varric

1. A Dwarf so manly, his chest hair can make you pregnant.

2. The manliest man to ever man. The only person manlier than Varric is Aveline.

Varric opened his jacket and showed me his chest hair. I am due in 9 months.

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