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sexistentialist

Somebody who practices existentialism. In bed.

I'm quite the existentialist. In bed.

by Katsu May 8, 2005

17πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


existentialist

(n.) One who follows the philosophy of existentialism.

Existentialists get a bad rap due to the fact that some retards treat it as if it's a philosophy of despair. However, it's quite the contrary. While the philosophy does state that life has no meaning, the notion is not intended to make the individual powerless, but rather empowered to live life with a sense of exuberance and accomplishment in order to give meaning to his/her existence.

Furthermore, existentialism emphasizes individuality and personal responsibility for the ramifications that come with being an individual. Since the individual possesses the freedom of choice to choose his/her experiences and non-experiences, he/she is solely the one responsible for the consequences that come with these actions and non-actions.

In layman's terms, you shouldn't be a bitch and direct the finger of blame at somebody else for the shitty decisions you make in the process of finding yourself.

(adj.) Genearlly, a bullshit term the valley girls of the intellectual world will apply to describe, fallaciously(!!!), something synonymous to "angsty/edgy but, still, like, totally cool." These sentiments further tarnish the existentialist movement.

1. See also: The works of Jean Paul Sartre.
2. Ohmigawd, your lj poetry is, like, sOoO giving me an existentialist vibe.

by Katsu May 8, 2005

280πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


royal family

Slang for a gay couple. Implies that there are two flamboyant males--queens--in the relationship.

Turmoil broke out in the royal family when Steven got jealous of his boyfriend's tiara.

by Katsu May 8, 2005

203πŸ‘ 125πŸ‘Ž


Urban Dicktionary

What urban dictionary should be renamed to, as most of the site's definitions directly pertain to or allude to sexual affairs.

My parents never gave me a talk about the birds and the bees, so I went on urbandictionary.com instead.

by Katsu March 25, 2005

1207πŸ‘ 137πŸ‘Ž


Schleaze

(noun) A white wienersmoker originating from California. The only thing that exceeds his IQ score is his waist size.

(adjective) Pejorative description for a small penis.

Translated to Faganese for Schleaze:

1. A fabulouth chap who hailth from Schlong Beach, U.ETH. of (g)A(y)! The only thing that extheedth hith FABULOUTH IQ thcore ith the thithe of hith ath! (_)_)

2. 8D

by Katsu March 1, 2005

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


ecchi

Ecchi is the pronunciation for the letter 'H'. It is a word for lewd or perverted and often related to hentai - especially in Japanese, where ecchi is slang for hentai. More often than not, though, ecchi is used to describe people rather than things such as anime.

He has H on the mind.

I think the people who wrote this are ecchi.

by Katsu February 23, 2005

193πŸ‘ 136πŸ‘Ž


Faganese

(noun) A version of English that consists chiefly of various designer brand names, and a gratuitous usage of the word "fabulous." Spoken by effeminate man-boys, often through a lisp.

Wouldn't it be fabulouth if Gucci made diamond dildoth?

by Katsu March 1, 2005

21πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž