Dana

Dana is that type of girl that you can depend on (just don't expect her to be on time). She always tries to listen until her ADHD throws a squirrel in her path. She looks at you with her cat-eye glasses on and her cute lil smile. She doesn't have a ton of friends, just few...maybe like a little group, a group of unique friends. She's really nice and extra, so not a drama queen , but she has a drama Llama following her for hand outs. She has a love for different types of music, just not country and rap. She's beautiful, Dana's usually are thick, with a fat ass and have the perfect body. She also laughs at her own jokes and makes everyone else laugh with her. She doesn't hate no one (has a penchant for grammar), She just gets stressed. When she wants to cry. She thinks of happy thoughts. She wont share her pain with anyone. She hides her pain with laughter and happiness. If you have a Dana...keep her. You're lucky to have her.

Damn, Dana's got nice legs...she just needs a tan.