Catherine

Catherine
While Karen is the complainer, Catherine is the push over— the proverbial “best friend.”As your best friend, she is always there. She is your “rock.” She will allow you to hurt her. She will tolerate all your bad behavior. As a lover, she will forgive you if you’re unfaithful. She will understand if you lie. As a person, she is deeply insecure. She knows she is not the leading lady. She knows she is the “best friend”. So, she usually has many friends to define her and impress. Typically American, blonde haired and blue eyed. She has no real opinion of her own. So, she has no style or sense of fashion. She is the one most likely to become the perfect “stepford wife” and take up running as a hobby, but honestly can you blame her?

Ex: HER: Ugh, I’m never gonna fit in here. Just look at those girls. They are perfect.

HIM: Yeah, on paper.

HER: God, I wish I looked like that.

HIM: Is that really what you want? You want to be a Catherine?
HER: Yeah, why not?
HIM: Her entire life is fake. She’s not even a real blonde.

HER: No!
HIM: Yes! Listen to me, focus on yourself, the world will adjust. The last thing this world needs is another Catherine.

HER: Really?
HIM: Really.