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When you jizz further than ever - to infinity and beyond.
I pulled out and it flew beyond her face and hit the back wall. It was a full jizz lightyear!
the horrible realisation of pulling your dick from someone's arse and it's covered in shit
I pulled out and it was just all choc horror
The small flecks of shit left by someone else that stick on the bowl that must be pissed on to try and remove
I unleashed my whole bladder on this sucker but couldnât get rid of that piss target
A shit that refuses to be flushed
After the second flush I knew Iâd done a dodgy bob
When you slap your partners forehead with your cock three times in a row
She was talking too much so I thought it was time for âorder in the courtâ
The uncanny knack a promiscuous woman has to find her belongings- and the person's she's slept with.
I woke up and I swear I fucked her last night but there was no trace of her or my credit card- she definitely had mole's memory.
The rare occurrence of urinating instead of ejaculating with a full erection during the act of sex.
Guy: she was giving me head and out of nowhere I unexpectedly Poland springed her.
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