Spirit Of The Stairway

The French have a phrase "The Spirit Of The Stairway" (In French: Esprit d'Escalier). It means the moment when you find the answer, but it's too late.

You're at a party and someone insults you. You have to say something. So under pressure, with everybody watching, you say something lame. But the moment you leave the party?

As you start down the stairway, then - magic. You come up with the perfect thing you should've said. The perfect crippling put-down. That's the spirit of the stairway.

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skank

1. Verb. Used to describe one who is continually begging for things off other people, such as fags and money, even though they can afford it themselves.

2. Noun. Used to describe one who dresses in revealing clothing and spreads her legs for anyone and everyone and lost her virginity at age 10. See slut. For a living example of a skank, search on Google for pictures of J-Lo, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera.

1. Bob: That fucking skank keeps begging me for cigs.
Jim: Lets tie her to a tree and beat her to death with our baseball bats
Bob: YEAH!

2. Bob: I just slept with a skank, she was fucking crap in bed.
Jim: Lets stick her in a roon, along with every single towniein Shrewsbury and then set in on fire and watch them all burn to death.
Bob: HELL FUCKING YES!

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non t's

no boobs!!
no teets= non t's
"shake your non-t's"

Lauren:Shan, get those non-t's out of my face!!

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sunnydale

The town where Buffy & co. lived in the hit series Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It contained the hellmouth, which, to be precise, was in the basement of Sunnydale High.

"Buffy lived in Rivello Drive, Sunnydale."

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bbh

black buff and hott

nelly is a bbh

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sxe

Alright people, you are a bunch of retards! It does NOT mean sexy. It means that you have taken a personal vow not to ever drink, do drugs, or smoke. Get a clue will you?

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we need to talk

1) The most pointless phrase in the English language because you are already talking when you say this.
2) Means: You're screwed.
3) Signals the beginning of the end of a relationship.
4) Your wife/girlfriend wants to bitch about something. The perfect time to fake a heart attack.

1) A: We need to talk
B: We already are, dumbass.
2) A: We need to talk
B: Ahh shit.
3) A: We need to talk
B: *packs bags*
4) A: We neeed to talk
B: *falls to the ground clutching heart*

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