Alex

A pussy ass bitch known for lying and talking shit. Also notorious for not know how vaginas work.

Brad: If a girls pussy is looser than normal, does that mean she’s cheating?

Chad: ugh bro, you sound like such an alex....

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earl be earling

The act of sassing another person with sarcasm from a state of baldness.

Earl be earling when he asked if his wife tried turning on and off again when she requested his help with a technology issue.

Pulling an Earl

getting too stoned to turn off the end credits and inevitably losing touch with reality

Sebastian was Pulling an Earl during the end credits of “The Meg” by watching all of it.