Gag a maggot with a spoon.

It means well.

Girl 1: "Did you break up with your boyfriend?"

Girl 2: "No, he said he was sorry for forgetting my birthday."

Girl 1: "Gag a maggot with a spoon."

Get a boyfriend bag.

A gift usually given around Christmas or birthdays, to a single friend. Consists of lacy panties, matching bra, and flirty thigh high socks (optional) all bundled inside a wine bag in hopes of helping her luck in getting a boyfriend.

Girl 1: My best friend has really been bummed since her boyfriend dumped her.

Girl 2: Maybe you should make her a Get a boyfriend bag.

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Cock-eyed.

A way of saying something is messed up or went wrong.

1:
Woman:"What's wrong?"

Woman's best friend:"I stubbed my toe, now it's all cock-eyed."

2:
Wife: "Is the new table ready to be brought in?"

Husband:"No, I broke a screw now it's all cock-eyed"

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