dicknessa

This word can be used to describe a girl who's being a total dick.

Girl 1: No, I'm not going out because I have no money, you make me drive, and you're no fun to chill with.
Girl 2: Man, stop being such a dicknessa.

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... and then I found 20 bucks!

This is how to relieve the awkwardness after telling a really bad story. You can find more or less money, depending on how bad the story was.

Guy: So, I thought that I lost my hat, but then I found it in my car.
Girl: ...
Guy: ... and then I found 20 bucks!

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In two inches of freezing water

Basically, if you're really surprised about something, you're in two inches of freezing water. Just think, if you were suddenly in two inches of freezing water, you would probably be pretty surprised.

Girl: I was totally in two inches of freezing water when the bartender invited us back to his house!

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