hooker's holiday

One's period. The connotations should be obvious.

"Hey, wanna go hang out at the mall?"

"Nah, I'm on hooker's holiday. I think I'll take some Midol and have a nap."

sprained brain

What happens when you think more than you're accustomed to without properly stretching your brain first. Can result in serious brain pain and possibly permanent brain malfunction. Can be caused by overstudying, overthinking, overphilosophizing, and the chronic use of hallucinogens, which can decrease brain function and thus make an accidental sprain more likely.

Person: I've got my calculus class at 7am tomorrow...aauughh....

Friend: Oh yeah, I took that one last semester. I got a sprained brain from it, make sure you stretch before class.

Person: ...how...do you stretch your brain?

Friend: I dunno, but it gives you an interesting visual, doesn't it?

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Mt. Lemmon Elf Colony

1. A colony of <elves> that live on Mt. Lemmon, north of Tucson, AZ. Can only be seen when severly stoned or just very strange.

2. An idiotic inside joke.

1. "Dude, I saw an Elf on Mt. Lemmon!"

"Seriously?"

"Yeah, Mo saw them too! But she was stoned."

"Oh, so you must be very strange."

2. "Hey, what's the couch doing upon the how-do-you-do-sir?"

"Dude, that's so Mt. Lemmon Elf Colony. Give it a rest."

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Farva

1. A guy in Super Troopers. A big dumb fatass who is really very sad, in a hilarious sort of way.

2. One of those friends who isn't really your friend...he just sort of hangs around you and takes your cheeky shenanigans way too far to be funny anywhere but in Super Troopers.

1. "I don't wanna large Farva. I want a goddamn liter o' cola!"
"Say it! Say Car Ramrod!"
"Pfft. I can say 'meow'...I can say 'moo'. Hell, for 20 bucks, I'll call the guy a chicken fucker!"
"License and registration, CHICKEN FUCKERS! BGAWWWW!!!"

2. Guy #1: Hey, maybe we could TP the prof's house...
Guy #2: No man, we should fuckin' TP his house, then screw his wife, then wrap his children in Ace bandages and dangle them out the windows!
Guy #1: Um, no, that wouldn't be funny.
Guy #2: Fuck yeah it would! I'm gonna go!
*runs off alone*
Guy #1: He is such a Farva.

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hummus

An interesting, seemingly multipurpose chickpea concoction that plays a ubiquitous role in the Adam Sandler film You Don't Mess With The Zohan.

"What is hummus?"

"It's a very tasty, diarrhea-like substance!"

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Supersize Me

Morgan Spurlock's excuse to prance about in a patriotically-themed banana hammock.

Actually, Supersize Me was a pretty damn good documentary too.

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