paris-panties

Wearing panties that in fact DO NOT EXIST so that you and perhaps your 24-hours pal Britney *cough* Spears... can go out and show your cooches to the whole world

Chik 1: "Wow that skirt is short! I hope you're not going paris-panties tonight! >_<"

Chik 2: *smiles* *giggles* *pulls at skirt* "hah... no.... of course not..... "

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cock push-up

when you lay on the ground and let your boner lift you up.

guy 1: wtf? get your lazy ass off the floor!
guy 2: i'm doing cock push-ups! give me a second and turn the porn back on!

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