ashlee simpson

(ash-lee simp-sun)noun; adjective; verb
Talentless singer. Slut. Got booed. HAH. Ugly. Wannabe punk. Annoying. Fake.

"0h My FxcKING GAWSH! itZ aSHLEE SIMpSON! She IS sOOO FxCKING raWKIng! OMG!111ONE!22!!!TWO!"

"Please...you're Ashleeing..."

Person one: "Okay, show them your 'Ashlee'"
Person two: 'Okay...um...OMG I dont give a dxmn what people think about me because I am such a rocker and I love rock music because I totally sing it and I so didnt lip sync, my lips were only moving while there was no sound. DURRR."

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bo bice

Bo Bice. The only reason left to watch American Idol. Ever. Gorgeous. The total opposite of Carrie Underwood. He's talented. Beautiful eyes. In a word--lovely. Or...amazing.

Don't vote Carrie, vote for the one who deserves to win!

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Hilary Duff

(hill-uh-ree duh-ff) noun;sometimes used as adjective.
Hilary Duff is a typical pop star. Not amazing, not horrible-lets-kill-her. Tries to be punk, which is extremely pathetic. Is supposedly Joel's ex/current gf. Prep. Blonde.

Person: You are soo being Duffish.
Person 2: OMG im sorry...

Person: Stop being such a Hilary
Person 2: bUt Sh3z LyK sO k3wL!

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