Mara

A girl who is completely stellar in every way. Enjoys sky train rides and often ribbit belching. Is known to bite so it is advisable to wear protection. If found, keep her away from jello shooters and especially shots of vodka. Comes with the innate ability to verbally castrate however saves this ace-up-the-sleeve for only the most severe cases of douchebagtosis. Irresistable voice and is known to be a siren, luring poor emo kids to death by pleasure. Threatens the masculinity of certain douche fairies whilst still remaning the perfect example of the ideal woman.
**Warning - is known to give a really ..hard time**

Wow that girl is not even close to a Mara!

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