Rum Runner

A rum runner is a type of flask used to sneak alcohol into a social place that prohibits bringing any. For example many people flasks like this to sneak alcohol onto cruise ships but can be used anywhere.

Craig: Dude I lost forgot my wallet I can't buy any drink.
Josh: don't worry I got my rum runner

chewspy

Something that is chewy yet crispy.

Justin: man this bacon is pretty chewspy