pikachu

A misunderstood yellow rat-like creature that often shows up on the show pokemon. We can all agree that if he wasn't portrayed in a manner that looked like a 4-year old's imagination and if people could actually understand what he was saying, his cool points would total around that of Nickelback. His abilities include emitting powerful electric shocks. Recenlty he has attempeted to get his name changed to Brandon.

"Pika Pika!"

"Pikachu says that he hates the director of pokemon and would like to take a shotgun to his head."

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throttle

The act of cuasing injury to a victim or otherwise cuasing harm. Normally done with blunt objects or with bare hands. Throttling is a common act among gangsters. See also Pwn and smash

"You get any closer to my computer and I'm going to throttle you!"

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HUEG

Intentional misspelling of "huge" for comic effect and emphasis. It means the same thing as huge, but can have additional connotations to it; see example.

The pronunciation of HUEG is unclear. Four possible pronunciations are <hyooj>, <hyoog>, <hoog> and <hwayg>.

1.
Person A. D00d, I has a HUEG paper 2 rite 4 english clas T_T T_T T_T
Person B. You're gonna fail.

2.
C. I thought all the HUEG guys could crash through walls in this game.

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pwnsome

An adjective in the language of chatspeak/1337speak that means to have the ability to regularly pwn, or to simply be extremely cool. See also awesome.

"Dude, your forum avatar is pwnsome!"

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a splode

Slang for "explode" or "(has) exploded". This is more dramatic than "explode", and it usually implies a comic value. Originated on Homestarruner.com in the Strong Bad Zone or possibly on Neopets.

World War 2 has ended. Hiroshima a splode.

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safety scissors

A pair of scissors that has been made so that they are unable to cut anything besides human flesh, and therefore considered "childproofed". This supports the theory that humans are getting stupider (see airport and educational television).

"Safety scissors are comletely useless."

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skinny

(adj.) Having a lower amount of bady fat than the average in whatever country or province you happen to be in. Many women and tenage girls envy this quality, maybe because of the many problems that can be caused by being overweight and the increase in overweight and obese population in the world.
People who are 'skinny' are sometimes frowned upon. Girls who come naturally with this trait, probably by way of a high metabolism, are normally rather proud.
Needless to say, more extreme versions of this trait are dangerous and unhealthy.

Crazy teenage guy #1 who gets intoxicated every twelve hours: Dude, that girl is so skinny!

Crazy teenage guy #2 who gets intoxicated every twelve hours: Yeah. I bet she's anorexic or summit.

*Teenage girl approaches guys*

Teenage girl: I'm sick and tired of you stupid jerks insulting me every day because of my weight! I know I'm underweight and I've increased my calorie intake so you two can just shut the **** up!

*Girl runs away in a fury*

Crazy teenage guy #2 who gets intoxicated every twelve hours: ...did that just happen?

Crazy teenage guy #1 who gets intoxicated every twelve hours: No, man. Hey, let's go get wasted!

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