Yard-Snatch

The game of snatching objects from yards to decorate your own yard, home or apartment preferably miles away.

Joe: See this chinese dragon statue?
Eric: Yeah?
Joe: Total Yard-Snatch
Eric: Sick dude

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Truck Stop Shower

The process by which a person wets a paper towel and washes their face, armpits and genitals in that order.

Dave: Hey man, we've been on the road for days

Steve: Yeah, I think it's time to hit the rest stop and take a Truck Stop Shower

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