Hummus

a sexual desire by both men and women, females describing it as hummus, where as men describe it as hummas. It is classified in three seperate divisions, the first being extremely good hummus, the second being sub-par hummus, and the third being sloppy hummus.

"dude.. hummus in the bathroom right now."
"yo, she won't give you hummus, your not worthy of it."

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