Bug

1) Shit.

2) With "the", THE shit. As in, cool.

Soniya: Look at my pot!

Kelley: That's the bug, man!


Elise: My day sucks.

Kelley: My day has been pretty buggy too.

Elise: Sugh.

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Sugh

A hybrid of a sigh and "ugh", it describes anything that is crappy, shitty, lame, annoying, or takes any effort. Can also be used as an exclamation/interjection.

Kelley: Man I hate physics.

Elise: Sugh.


Elise: I have to go to practice after school.

Kelley: Me too. Practice is just sugh.

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High-Five Hijack

One person offers a celebratory high-five to a friend when suddenly a third party jumps in and steals the high-five.

Elise: High-five, Kelley!
Kelley: Yeah!
Soniya:(Steals high-five)
Elise: What was that??
Kelley: A high-five hijacking.

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High-Five Rape

The unlawful compelling of a person through physical force or duress to give a high-five.

Elise: Katie, gimme five!
Katie: Dude, no way, I've already fulfilled your daily quota of high-fives.
Elise: (grabs Katie's hand and slaps it)
Katie: I feel so violated...
Kelley: And that, kids, is high-five rape.

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