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wall add

Wall add; when someone adds you as a friend on facebook just so they can read a wall-to-all post thread, with another friend they already have.

I thought he wanted to be my friend, but he just wall added me.

by Keael October 13, 2008

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


!<3

It means you do not love something/someone. A computer programmer's joke.

I !<3 you.

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I'll also program a breakup into code. (GML. It is similar to C++)...

var girl
var guy
var truelove

//Yes this had to do with my life :'(
//0 means doesn't love
//1 means is in love

//how it started out:
guy=1
girl=1

//how it ended out:
girl=0

//notice how guy is still 1 ... :(

//and this is always checking for any changes::

if (girl=1 and guy=1) then truelove=1;
else if (girl!=1 or guy!=1) then truelove=0;

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Also, this is taken from Veggie's definition for !...

In the programming world, this means NOT. It is mostly used in boolean expressions, mostly found in if statements, to express the non-equality of something.

It can be used with an '=' sign like this: 3 != 4, meaning 3 does not equal 4. This is a true expression, and so the expression would return TRUE. However, if I put: ((6-3) != (5-2)) I'm basically saying 6-3 is not equal to 5-2, or 3 does not equal 3. But 3 DOES equal 3. So this expression would return false.

NOTE: != is pronounced as "Does Not Equal"

by Keael October 30, 2007

22πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


11/17

Bill gates likes this date for some reason, and most of his big projects are released on Nov 17.

11/17: Gates Unveils Spam, Security Help

11/17: Microsoft is working on building more secure products by designing, promoting security training and development, easing patch management, and partnering with hardware makers and security companies.

11/17: Bill Gate's announcement of MOM's availability, this editor offers a brief overview of MOM as well as the product benefits.

11/17: Bill Gates, when questioned about the more than 10,000 known bugs Microsoft acknowledged existed in Windows 98, claimed Γ’Β€ΒœThere are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed.Ҁ¦The reason we come up with new versions is not to fix bugs.Ҁ¦ItҀ™s the stupidest reason to buy a new version I ever heard.Ҁ


11/17: "Microsoft Chairman and Chief Software Architect Bill Gates offers two pills to Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer in a 'Matrix' spoof video during Gates' keynote address for the Comdex computer convention in Las Vegas, Nevada November 16, 2003. 'Take the Big Blue pill and this story ends,' Gates says to Ballmer, referring to a pivotal scene in the movie and also to IBM's nickname, 'And armies of consultants are running around the IT world. Take the red pill (representing Microsoft) and you stay in Wonderland.' Gates played the character 'Neo' from the film." (LOL)

11/17: Prop 71 has raised about $26 million from a prominent list of venture capitalists and high-tech executives including Bill Gates and John Doerr.

And more...

by Keael May 13, 2005

35πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


dual shock

1 - When you scare two people at the same time.

2 - A controller created by Sony for the Playstation.

1 - Me: *BOO!*
Person 1: Ack you scared me!
Person 2: Me as well!
Me: Heh heh dual shock.. awlllriiight.. *induces pelvic thrust*

2 - I HATE THIS GAME! *throws controller* Oops I just broke my Dual Shock controller. Oh well.

by Keael January 9, 2006

26πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


volume dj

One who turns the volume up and down during music they enjoy, pretending to be a dj. Really annoying.

"Stop it, Bob! You're such a volume dj!"

by Keael May 10, 2006

21πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


I/O

It means Input/Output.

A word in the computer person's dictionary.

by Keael June 23, 2005

75πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Friday the 14th

The day that you have a hangover from all the beer that was forces into you by a man wearning a hockey mask last night.

Guy 1: ...Ugh... I have a massive hangover from something...

Guy 2: Yes. It is Friday the 14th. You have been beer chug forced by a man in a hockey mask last night.

Guy 1: That's makes sence.

Guy 2: It's sense.

by Keael January 10, 2006

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