Call Of Duty Piss

A long piss you realize you haven't taken after five hours straight of Call of Duty. Usually kind of painful, yet relieves stress and makes your sniping better.

"YES! We just won our 76th Search and Destroy match!" Oh crap. Let's back out for five minutes and take a Call of Duty Piss."

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Sadler

Going to a party, staying sober all night, and not being able to hook up with a drunk girl.

Guy 1: Man, did you see all those shit-faced girls last night?
Guy 2: Yeah they could barely walk! Chuck didn't even drink and couldn't hook up with one!
Guy 1: Yeah he definately pulled a Sadler.
Guy 2: Or he's just gay.

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