jacker

Jacker is a term bomb-heads use for needles.

We need to pick up clean jackers.

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swiming in Titicaca

Treating some one as though they are good enough to play the games, but then when they realize their nose is red they can't join in on any games.

"He's playing risky business with all that swimming in Titicaca he's doin"

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love letter

A) Term used to describe a heart-warming notice from United States customs. Informs you that your illegal product has been seized. <3
B) An emotional document written to express a fondness, passion, or otherwise appreciation.

I ordered 1,000 xanax bars and the fucking dea kept it leaving me a love letter.

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Kentucky puppet show

Pretending something is going to happen when it isn't going to happen ever.
yanking someones chain

"are you just playing monkey feet are you giving me a Kentucky puppet show again"

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kitters

Noelia; Girl from Argentina

"Omg I'm kitters and I don't go get a bucket"
"Hello everyone at Adult Personals I'm Kitters and I'm lonely"

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it-290

AMT; Alpha-MethylTryptamine
Methylated trypamine known to be psychoactive

"I puked my ass of on the IT-290 and then became a super god"

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captain spoon pocket

Worker at Dennys whom I slipped a spoon into rear pockets. Thus, dubbing captain spoon pocket with his spoon in his pocket.

"argh, I'm captain spoon pocket matey"

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