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Nim·foe·som·ni·a
noun
Inability to obtain sufficient sleep, esp. caused by sex; difficulty in falling or staying asleep; sleeplessness due to being easily distracted by members of the opposite sex.
Michelle used to lay awake at night: Her nymphosomnia was often causing her to be late for work.
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1. a sense of deep regret and guilt for a misguided entry to Urban Dictionary that was posted when angry, drunk, misinformed, or otherwise mentally deranged. Charging oneself with a fault or mistake in an Urban entry but with no facility to edit, withdraw or hide the results of your rant.
2. compunction; pity; compassion for the Urban-ed victim, and the hope that the postee will never see the entry.
Followed by the formulation of an excuse or an attempt at deniability.
Urban remorseful adj
Urban remorsefully adv
Urban remorsefulness n
I didn't post it, someone else did, nobody can prove a thing, look over there - A cat! It was Sam ! Sam's surely suffering from Urban Remorse, he's wearing a floppy hat.
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A bouncy person, usually of the female persuasion, who enjoys jogging 'unsupported'.
"I got distracted in traffic on the way home today, by a gorgeous Joggler.
She was giving the pedestrians whiplash"
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Nim·foe·som·ni·ac
adjective
* Experiencing or accompanied by sleeplessness due to excessive sexual appetite; "nymphosomniac nights"
noun
* Someone who cannot sleep for obvious reasons.
Jane was always tired at work: She was a Nymphosomniac . Her boyfriend always fell asleep straight afterwards, though.
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Problem Exists Between Keypad And Floor - Security Company Troubleshooting error description
It wasn't a false alarm - it was PEBKAF error. Dickhead forgot his alarm code. Tit!
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STFU when you are fortunate enough that the person you are targeting has a letter for a name. Acronym for "Shut The Fuck Up, Kay."
Fully flexible, also works for friends named Bea, Dee, Effie, Jay, Em, Ti, and W.
Maybe some others for names I haven't met yet !
I'm sick of your racist, homophobic rhetoric, Kay ! STFUK, k ?
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noun
An outrageous statement made by a formerly important or respected member of the community whose celebrity has faded to such an extent that they make outrageous comments in public forums, with the intended effect of gaining publicity even though no-one has cared what they have said for years:
See; Sour Grapes: Pretended disdain for something one does not or cannot have:
See: Tall Poppy, Australian. someone of preeminence or with a large income; important and powerful person.
Recent Greerism s
'Steve Urwin's death was the best thing that could happen for our wildlife.'
'Princess Daphne was a devious moron'
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