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The Three Second Miracle is one of the rarest events to take place on Earth. This is when a guy who should remain a perpetual virgin gets with a girl drunk enough to let him have sex with her. Then after inserting his penis, in all his glory, the man experiences the three second miracle, for never again will he have the opportunity to have sex.
Man: "Wow that was great"
Woman: "Wait what? your done already"
Man: "yea, it was like a three second miracle"
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Heady eddy is an rhyming nickname for the high kid in any group of friends. He will likely be someone who tokes up around the clock, wears a hooded sweatshirt and sandals no matter what the temperature is, plays Frisbee Golf religiously, and chain smokes whatever kind of cigarette he or she can find. Similar to a Negative Nancy, Sour Sally, or Positive Peter, this person brings a special dynamic to any group he or she is in.
Is insert name coming over to the party tonight, I want to smoke and hes such a Heady Eddy.
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To express extreme emotion towards an individual or inanimate object, such as a rock or wall. This can happen without warning and leads to everyone calling it an early night. Symptoms include crying, yelling, punching, and a loss of self-worth. Comparable to freaking out, but with an added dimension of anger and frustration.
Did you hear about the guy at the party last night, he was schecking out on the beer pong table.
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