Weeping for the wet whipper

One who is begging for coitus so extreme, that excitement of the male reproductive system leads to a large whipping sensation being felt in the upper extremities of the receiving sexual playground.

Geoff: check out that broad, she's looking pretty down on her luck
Stan: a bit of weeping for the wet whipper will cure her problems
Geoff: locked and loaded
(Rhonda starts to weep)

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Possum Look

An important ritual for establishing whether or not a potential mating partner is a worthy recipient of attention. It involves a slender, slow approach, followed by a momentary halt in movement to gaze upon the prey, and finally either retreating with haste in the opposite direction or approaching ferociously. These movements are similar to possums who aimlessly dangle on power lines, and are ready to accept death by doing so.

Bob: hey bill, any birds out last night weeping for the wet whipper?
Bill: nah mate, a few brolgas but nothing special..
Bob: did you at least give them a possum look?
Bill: they weren't worthy
Bob: skanks

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