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Tennessee Mud Butt

When a minority beats up a white trash bigot so badly that the bigot shits his pants. This is most often exhibited in Tennessee and elsewhere in the South where hatred against non white, heterosexual, Christians is common and minorities eventually get tired of being harassed by ignorant hillbillies.

Timmy, an inbred Tennessee native, did not know any better than to call his 6'5 black neighbor a nigger. One would think he learned his lesson after the neighbor broke his noise and beat him so badly that Timmy ruined his best pair of trousers with Tennessee Mud Butt. Unfortunately for Timmy, he like most people from Tennessee are so stupid that this was the 3rd time that month that he had started a fight with a minority only to end up with Tennessee Mud Butt.

by KelleyRoss August 11, 2009

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Mexican Thunderbutt

When you drink the water in Mexico and end up with bloody diarrhea for a week.

Jorge thought his case of Mexican Thunderbutt was the worst by-product of his bachelor party in Tijuana. If not for the Mexican Strikeout, perhaps he would have also remembered the crabs he got from a dirty Mexican hooker.

by KelleyRoss August 19, 2009

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Mexican Strikeout

When you chase a double-shot of tequila with a double-shot of Tapatio. Optionally, the subject may also snort a line of salt as either the first or third step.

Jose drank so many Mexican Strikeouts that he did not even realize that he was the victim of double anal.

by KelleyRoss August 14, 2009

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