Nago

1. The laughing stock of an event, ie. pie marathons
2. Also meaning to chuckle

"He laughed and laughed and laughed; we called him Nago, and he went on to eat a million pies"

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Noonen

It is a person born with a congenital heart defect, this in turn causes a loss in blood pressure lowering the size on an erect penis and also causing stupidity by making the brain malfunction.

"Oi Noonen, your mum does bears!"

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Melon Farmer

This was devised by a friend of mine as an insult that did not contain a swear word. This could be used in public places with little more than a frown in your direction.

"You better watch your mouth you giant Melon Farmer"

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