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serab

When a spastic wants to say bare.

Nathan: It's well hot.
Richard: serab hot!

by Kempo May 10, 2006


cum brace

This is when you cum on a girls teeth and it completely covers their teeth without entering their mouth. best applied with a spoon.

1a) can i give you a cum brace girl?
1b) yea sure, just dont get it in my mouth!

by Kempo September 22, 2006


penny bashing

When two people are at opposite ends of a table, width wise, and they take turns (3 each in alternating turns) to knock a penny (Either a 1p or 2p) to the end of the table over the side. When the penny is over the edge of the table the person flicks it up, catches it, spins it on the table, catches it between their fingers, the other person makes a goal, then the person with the penny between their fingers flicks it into the goal. This can go on for however long as you like, or to a certain amount of goals. Usually done during school.

Yo, let's play some penny bashing!

by Kempo May 10, 2006


insta flop

The sensation of your erection instantly dropping when you see a particularly ugly female species. Can be used with the phrase boom.

I saw Helga earlier after getting with Amy, she wasn't wearing underwear. BOOM, insta flop!

by Kempo April 27, 2006


bear stuffer

A guy who has anal sex with an unattractive, large, hairy female.

Matt: Mate, I fucked Helga last night
Kyle: Eww, she's hairy and fat, you're such a bear stuffer!

by Kempo April 26, 2006


gash face

Someone who's face is very unattractive; refered to as "gash face"

Damn, that girl has a gash face.

Hi there gash face.

by Kempo May 07, 2006


toot hen

A mythical, magical hen.. or what happens when you mean to type "too then" but make a mistake.

A: You should spend $100 on her toot hen
B: TOOT HEN'S ARE PRICELESS!
A: too then*

by Kempo November 10, 2008