butt plugged

when someone interupts you mid sentance.

i got butt plugged by Sheady the other day, what a knob.

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theme park walk of shame

This is when you get in line for a ride at a theme park, yet towards the end of the queue your nerves take over, and you decide against it. Then you have to walk back through the crowd while they subtly intimidate and laugh at you, hence walk of shame.

I was gonna go on Colossus with a friend, but once we got to the end of the queue I pussied out and had to do the theme park walk of shame.

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lampposted

When, while not looking, you walk into a lamppost.

*Dave walks into a lamppost*
Mike: Har har, you got lampposted!

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gash for cash

The process of selling your vagina for money. Also known as prostitution. Used in common talk and not to be taken offensively. But probably will be.

Yo girl, gash for cash?

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xactly

It means exactly.. without the e! A far cooler way of saying it.

When speaking it aloud, it's pronounced "zack-lee"

Mark: And that is why he's a faggot.
Bill: Xactly.

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The Circle of Plagiarism

A shared folder within a school/college network in which three or more users share work to achieve higher grades with minimal effort. When in The Circle of Plagiarism there are certain rules by which you must abide.

#1 - The first rule of The Circle of Plagiarism is, you do not talk about The Circle of Plagiarism.

#2 - The second rule of The Circle of Plagiarism is, you DO NOT talk about The Circle of Plagiarism.

#3 - If someone says stop, goes crazy, finds out, the plagisarism is over.

#4 - Members only to a folder.

#5 - One file at a time.

#6 - No viruses, no spyware.

#7 - Files will stay on as long as they have to.

#8 - If this is your first night at The Circle of Plagiarism, you have to share.

Please note you should always reword all work.

Hey, put that stuff into The Circle of Plagiarism.

Shit, the teacher's coming over, hide The Circle of Plagiarism.

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bear paw

Sometimes you use this as an unintentional pun. This saying is a play on the phrase "bare poor". Can be used to take the piss out of people who use such phrases.

Jeff: Ahhh that's bare poor.
Stranger: You like talking about bear paw?

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