chuck wagon

An art form. The act of farting in one location and then dragging it down range with complete innocence. Similar to crop dusting which is done in an office setting.

To tow a fart along and act like you didnt do it.

A Phantom farter.

Damn Joe, who did the chuck wagon down the hallway?

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possum on the half shell

Southern slang for an armadillo.

Q) Why did God create armadillo's?

A) So rednecks could have possum on the half shell.

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cottonhead rattle moccosin

Mythical snake that inhabits the deep woods of Alabama. It rates up there with other wives tales to keep the kids out of the forrest.

Conjunction of cotton mouth, copperhead, rattle snake and water moccosin, all venomous snakes of Alabama.

Dont go near those woods, there might be a cottonhead rattle moccosin out there.

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UFO sighting

When you are out fucking off at work, and the boss see's you.

U
Fucking
OFF

Sighted

There was a UFO sighting in the break room when Jody was supposed to be at their desk.

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