Wendy

A girl who falls in love with her own reflection and goes on a long bombastic ego trip. A Wendy is really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship her.

Q: How do you drown a Wendy?

A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the swimming pool.

Q: How many Wendys does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. She holds the bulb while the world revolves around her.

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