douchewaffle

An offshoot of the highly popular douchebag. Use in a derogatory sense.

Literal definition: a waffle made using the contents of a douchebag.

Abstract definition: a person who has surpassed the usual level of a 'douchebag' and is now at a whole new level of doucheness.

You drank the last beer? You douchewaffle!

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pook

to unnecessarily crank, crab, be angry or otherwise upset

pook, pooking, pooked
pooked out

after the wedgie, he was pretty pooked out.

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reggae tone

mix of latin and reggae music

N.O.R.E., Daddy Yankee

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policy wonk

policy wonks are the ones with all the information about a particular subject or area of policy.

chiefs of staff have agendas; policy wonks have information

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I'm So Fly

The rapper way of saying that you are way cool

I'm so fly chicks wanna bang me when I drive by

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funga

Something that only certain people know about and they talk about it all the time around people who don't know what it is and they have to figure it out.

-Dude that is funga!
-Man funga is da bomb.
-"I hit my head on the side walk today"... oh yeah? What'd funga have to say about it?

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aboutsta

about + to = aboutsta

I aboutsta go to tha grocery sto n buy some milk so I cans eat dis cereal.

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