GRP

Acronym for "Golden Retriever Puppy."

I: What's you GRP's name?
Q: My golden retriever's puppy's name is Fenway.

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federal donation

Nickname for federal taxation. Rather than "owing" taxes to the federal government, one donates money to the federal government so that they can use it at their own whim.

1)

I: I still have not filed the tax I owe to the government
Q: You don't owe the government! Those are mandatory federal donations.

2) On April 15th, I calculate the federal donations that I gave to the government

Give you some color to see see

This is originally a Chinese saying. It means "I will teach you a lesson so you can behave better".

I: ::Leaves toilet seat up::
Q: ::Mad:: Put the toilet seat down! I will give you some color to see see!
I: ::scared::

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