Noob Slayer

A noob slayer is a player that thinks to be cool cause he can PK noobs and newbies. By doing that, the player is considered lame and he/she's treated worse than noobs. Noob Slayers proclame themselves as pros too, but they lack of technique because they always fought against ridicolously weaker characters than them. Noob Slayers are often owned by real pros, and do not accept defeat.

They usually have a short temper too, acting aggressively and bossy with the community, tending to isolate themselves.

Noob Slayers like to aggro in groups, to lower their chances of defeat. In games like Lineage 2, Noob Slayers tend to "raid" areas like starting towns and areas where low level players tend to level up.

These players are attracted by pros, trying desperately to be friends with them. Obviously they fail in doing that, and that's the moment in which they act like total noobs by spamming and insulting other pple.

Pros> Normal players > Newbies > Noobs > Noob Slayers

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Cilf

Chink
I'd
Like to
Fuck

If u r talking to an asian guy/girl, u'd prolly say AILF rather than CILF (Chink is replaced by Azn or Asian)

Jim:"Ohhhh man, that Korean girl is a CILF!"
Frey:"Ahh I prefer Jap chicks. Tomoko is a freakin CILF alright."

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Satandamn

What Christians say instead of Goddamn.

Ahhh, that satandamned hooker stole all my satandamned money. SATANDAMN!

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Death Power

Exclamation used to express happiness, approval, joy, in a very explicit way.

Wang:OMG that Tiramisù is DEATH POWER!
Dong:I'm glad u liked it man.

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DFW/me

Acronym that stands for Don't Fuck With me. DFW/me looks cool.

Lollo: Hey dude what's wrong with u?
Bobbo:Just, DFW/me man, I'm not in the mood.

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HP

1- Horse power, when talking about cars.
2- Hand Phone.
3- Hit Points, used in many videogames, specially Role Playing Games. They represent the character's life.
4-Horny P.I.M.P.

1- Josh:"Maaan, Bugatti Veyron has 1001hp, wtf!?"
Jim:"I bet any1 can get that ride."

2- Kevin:"Mom, pass me the HP, I cbf getting off the couch."
Kevin's mom:" Duuude, it's just on your left."

3-Shnitzel3000:"0m6, what's ur max hp?"
Kenji:"5784.. Urs?"
Shnitzel3000:"I'm not telling u, n00b."
*Kenji deals 2801 dmg to Shnitzel3000.*
Kenji:"Lol, istagibbed."
Shnitzel3000:" Omgawd WTFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kenji:"No comment."
*Shnitzel3000 has left the server.*

4-Gary: "w00t, did u see that guy? yesterday he screwed 3 girls in that pub."
Fry:"What a freakin' hp.."
Gary:" Agreed."

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Idem

Latin word that means "The same", seldom used nowadays.
In a conversation, when used, it can mean:

Same here-
Me too-
I agree with what u have just said-

The adjective "Idemer" is a neologism to describe a person that copycats other people.

Jinzo: Yesterday I saw Andrew hanging out with his girlfriend.
Nelson: Idem, I was with my girlfriend too.
Jinzo: Nelson, you are an idemer...
Nelson: But I wasn't chilling with my girlfrend cause I saw Andrew doing it.
Jinzo: Meh.

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