Rakia Flu

The AIDS like illness following 2 or more nights drinking more than the recommended 1 Rakia a night. Associated sweats, shakes, anxiety, facial peeling, acidic watery shits and impetigo. Can’t be cured, only delayed...by drinking more Rakia.

“Is it Ebola Doc?”

“No sir, I’m afraid it’s much worse - you have Rakia flu.”